autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

raptorific:

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

hyrude:

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

airyairyquitecontrary:

awakecorgi704:

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

transphormers:

Someone was like “what about Brainstorm :(” in my there are no straight tfs post and like. Really? Really really? You think the dude who invented time travel with the sole purpose of saving the man he loved (even if it meant he would in turn die) is straight??? For real? ¿En serio? Mr “The only thing bigger than my crush on Perceptor is the universe, and maybe not even that” an Hetero? I Have To Laugh!